Three bits of conversation in the hallway outside County District Court 2:

First Man:  What do they got you for?
Second Man:  Home invasion and unarmed robbery.
First Man:  Ohh…
Second Man:  I’m not worried… at most it’ll be Assault & Battery.

Attorney 1:  You’ve been charged with Attempted Larceny.
Older Man:  What is that?
Attorney 1:  It means trying to take something that isn’t yours.

Attorney 2:  How many felonies do you have on your record?
Young man:  Just one.

Just one felony. Going to the courthouse is like stepping into a parallel universe.  Life is so different there.